Turnip Song by John Oates

There's a turnip at the bottom of the garden and it's ready for

the kitchen pot.

There's a turnip at the bottom of the garden and it's ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. I need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard (repeat)

Here's my wife and maybe both together we'll get this turnip to

the kitchen pot.

Here's my wife and maybe both together we'll get it ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. We need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. (repeat)

Here's our son and maybe all together we'll get this turnip to

the kitchen pot.

Here's our son and maybe all together we'll get it ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. We need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. Let me have a go please.(repeat)

Daughter please come here so all together we'll get this turnip to

the kitchen pot.

Daughter please come here so all together we'll get it ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. We need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. Let me have a go please. I will pull and pull and pull. (repeat)

Here's our dog and maybe all together we'll get this turnip to

the kitchen pot.

Heres our dog and maybe all together we'll get it ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. We need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. Let me have a go please. I will pull and pull and pull. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. (repeat)

Here's our cat and maybe all together we'll get this turnip to

the kitchen pot.

Here's our cat and maybe all together we'll get it ready for

the chop chop chop.

It's no use this turnip is resisting. We need some help to lift this crop.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. Let me have a go please. I will pull and pull and pull. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Meow meow ow! (repeat)

It's no good! What are we to do? This turnip is resisting and there's nothing in our stew.

Here's the mouse    from underneath the house but do you think that he can help us out?

Here's the mouse from underneath the house  try not to laugh I know you have some doubt.

Wait a sec! I think this turnip's moving.

This is really hard. Here I am stand back. Let me have a go please. I will pull and pull and pull. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof. Meow meow ow! Squeak squeak squeak squeak. Hip Hip Hip Hoo-ray! Oh Yes! The mouse has helped us out!

Hip Hip Hooray  The mouse has saved the day. Hip Hip Hooray (repeat)